Dazed,+Diamonds,+and+Ducks



One day, when the panda was done hibernating he went to fish. The panda had been feeding on bamboo and needed fish. So he drove to a fishing area and saw two separate signs on the parking lot, one of them reading " BLACK VULTURE NOTICE: Please be aware of possible vehicle damage due to the black vulture population living in the parking area. Because the black vulture is a federally protected species, it is illegal to harm them. Thank you for your cooperation.". The panda was really hungry so he just parker his car on the lawn and got in the water to fish. Soon after arriving at the fishing hole, the panda noticed a black vulture flying over the parking lot, he dismissed the sight as something competely normal, and continued fishing. Shortly there after, he heard a CRASH, BAM, BOOM, coming from the area near where he had parked his brand new mini van (pandas are big animals and tend to have families that are generally large, so Panda figured a mini van was the best choice when he arrived at the Car Dealer for the after hibernation blowout deals) and noticed a large group of vultures flying overheard, and cars strewn all over the place. He quickly packed up his fishing gear, and ran as fast as he could back to his car. Half way to the park lot he realized that he had left the fish he had caught, and being as hungry as he was, decided to sprint back to get the fish. Grabbing the fish, he left the salt,pepper, and lime seasoning he had especially made to make his fish tasty. So realizing this, Panda again sprinted back to the water's edge, and grabbed the seasoning. Trying to run with two huge fish, and large jar of seasoing was hard. The panda kept hearing the crashing noises but he was so hungry he decided to finish his meal before finding out what the sound was. Panda had caught a salmon, a barracuda and 5 cat fish. The seasoning made it even better. When he finished his meal, he was feeling fat so he walked to the area where the noise came from rather slowly. Panda saw a bunch of big, mean looking vultures on top of his car, and it didn't look like a car anymore. Panda readied himself for combat. His car insurance didn't cover for vulture damage. Panda gave a battle cry and charged towards the vultures. Panda had trained with the stunts coordinator from the movie //Kung Fu Panda// he was ready defeat the vultures. Just as he was preparing to charge, the large group of vultures picked up his car by their large, sharp talons and flew away. Stunned and shocked by what he had just seen Panda stood in awe, he had no idea what had just happened, and couldn't understand why they had wanted his car, of all the ones in the parking lot. So Panda walked the four miles to his bamboo forest home, sad and lonely, and confused. The vultures had left the brand new Lamborguni owned by the family of Storks who had also been in the park at the time of the incident, and taken his new but slightly used mini van. He drove a MINI VAN. The vultures had taken his MINI VAN. Panda finally arrived home after dark, only to see that his wife, Miriam, and two sons had been asleep. He then realized that he left the recipe for his tasty seasoning at the watering hole. bad day.